It seems that Curtis will be given a reprieve from doing dishes, vacuuming floors, laundry, cleaning bathrooms, and emptying the trash, when he has his medical procedure done next week. Asked if he will miss doing the myriad of chores around the house, Curtis was heard saying "house cleaning is my life. I will feel lost without it". Winner of the Good Housekeeping Award, Best House Keeper in Nevada Award, and Submissive Husband of The Decade Award, Mr. Lang's absence will be felt throughout the neighborhood, as he was known to assist friends and neighbors with all their cleaning needs.
Above is a photo of the surgical team recruited for the procedure on this humble, submissive soul (also known as Mr. Clean, Cook & Wash). People are encouraged to send large quantities of Dr. Pepper (in bottles) as well as Cookies, treats and yummy rice pudding to the patients home. Also a request has been made for a bell and a marine horn for Curtis's use in requesting Teri's immediate assistance, while he is recovering...
