It seems that Curtis will be given a reprieve from doing dishes, vacuuming floors, laundry, cleaning bathrooms, and emptying the trash, when he has his medical procedure done next week. Asked if he will miss doing the myriad of chores around the house, Curtis was heard saying "house cleaning is my life. I will feel lost without it". Winner of the Good Housekeeping Award, Best House Keeper in Nevada Award, and Submissive Husband of The Decade Award, Mr. Lang's absence will be felt throughout the neighborhood, as he was known to assist friends and neighbors with all their cleaning needs.
Above is a photo of the surgical team recruited for the procedure on this humble, submissive soul (also known as Mr. Clean, Cook & Wash). People are encouraged to send large quantities of Dr. Pepper (in bottles) as well as Cookies, treats and yummy rice pudding to the patients home. Also a request has been made for a bell and a marine horn for Curtis's use in requesting Teri's immediate assistance, while he is recovering...
2 comments:
I bet after your surgery, once you can resume your many chores, you will be able to do them in 1/2 the time - then you might be up for yet another reward! I am excited to see you next week even though it won't be in a fun way. Love you!
Curtis, Kristi makes a good point about getting your chores done in half the time but the only problem with that is that you will then be given double the chores to do. i have learned this to be true from my own experiences. Being the submissive type I am sure you will do this with a smile but it is something to keep in mind. Good Luck! Ty
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